A Hard Weekend

It was a hard weekend. I wanted to post about it, but I stayed on my favorite sleeping spot, up on the chair in Mommie's bedroom. The people babies could not reach me there. Monkey slept in the middle of Mommie and the big man's bed. He was pretty smart about that. The people babies couldn't reach him when he was in the middle.

I'm going to have to find another safe place. Black Hair Girl can just about climb up on Mommie's chair. If she gets up on the chair, she'll be able to get me. Red Head Boy doesn't climb. Yet.

This weekend was hard. Mommie was worn out. I did hear her tell the people babies to leave me and Monkey alone. She said they could touch us, but they couldn't pinch or pick us up. She told Black Hair Girl to leave my tail alone too. This is the first time Mommie told THEM to leave US alone.

Mommie chased those people babies everywhere! You can't leave them alone for one minute. They open drawers and get stuff out. They throw food in the floor. They fight with each other. They make stinky in their pants. A lot.

Black Hair Girl played in our water bowl and then drank our water. Red Hair Boy played with our food. When we would escape to outside, they stood in the door and Black Hair Girl would scream, "SAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEERRRRR." She does not have an inside voice. Someone needs to tell her that kitties do not like to be screamed at.

Mommie took the people babies outside a couple of times. I was upset because me and Monkey love to sit on the big swing in the yard with Mommie. We can sit there for a long time. Mommie reads a book and me and Monkey purr. Sometimes me and Monkey will play in the yard by the big swing. Well, Mommie took the people babies to the big swing in the yard. That is MY swing! I went out to the big swing and jumped in Mommie's lap, right between the people babies! I didn't care how dangerous it was! That's my place with Mommie, not the people babies'.

Black Hair Girl was trying to kiss me and Red Head Boy was patting me and singing, but I didn't care. I was not moving from my spot on Mommie's lap. Monkey came out and played in the yard. Black Hair Girl wanted off the swing to chase Monkey. One down, one to go. Then, Red Head Boy decided to stand up backwards in the big swing. Then Mommie just had me to pet. Purr, purr.

Mommie put very pretty clothes on the people babies Sunday morning. She said she was taking them to church. She put Black Hair Girl's pretty dress on her first. While she was putting a shirt on Red Head Boy, Black Hair Girl found the big man's coffee cup and poured the coffee on her head. Mommie was mad for a minute, but then she laughed and hugged Black Hair Girl. If me or Monkey did something like that, we'd be outside fast with lots of yelling!

The people kids came over last night and stayed for a long time, but when they left, they took the people babies with them. Mommie and the big man were so tired they just went to bed without spending any time with me and Monkey.

This morning, Mommie is looking for things the people babies hid from her. She can't find her comb, her toothbrush has chocolate on it, there are people baby socks in the bathtub, she found cheerios in her shoes, and she is not sure how the coasters got in the upstairs toilet.

My Mommie is sad because the people babies are gone. She loves those people babies and she tells us she misses them. Well, WE don't! And seeing how tired and worn out Mommie was from chasing them, we don't know why she misses them.

I am glad the people babies are gone. Our house is quiet again and its just me, Monkey, Mommie and the big man. I can sleep on my favorite chair in Mommie's room or I can sleep in Mommie's lap. I am a lucky kitty.