Monkey The Brother

Monkey is my brother. My adopted brother. He lived at Mommie's house first with his real brother, Frady. Frady had an accident when they were baby kitties and went to Dr. Smith's hospital. But Dr. Smith couldn't fix him.

Monkey and Mommie were so sad. Mommie and the big man decided Monkey needed a sister. So they looked for a sister and found me.

Monkey likes to play a lot. He has more energy than I do. He runs and jumps and he is so brave! He will wrestle with the big man! When Mommie does chores, he always gets in the way. He attacks the broom, chases the mop, gets in the dishwasher and tries to steal the clothes when she folds laundry. Sometimes he gets in the laundry basket and Justin spins him around. He walks funny when he gets out.

He can jump really high, too. He runs fast. He makes a big fuss out of stalking birds, but he never catches them. He likes to sleep on the end of Mommie and the big man's bed. Sometimes when we sleep in the house at night, he sleeps on Mommie's head.

I don't like water. Most cats don't, but Monkey does. He gets in the shower, plays with the water hose and chases the water when Mommie flushes the big water bowl. He stalks Mommie's Dr. Pepper. She puts it on the table and he sneaks up on it and sometimes he turns it over. He chases the ice that falls out of the fridge. He is a weird cat like that.

Sometimes he jumps on people for no reason. He likes to attack socks and he doesn't care if feet are in them. He tries to kill rubber bands. When Mommie brings the newspaper in, he just sits and waits for her to take the rubber band off and give it to him.

Sometimes Monkey plays too rough with me. A long time ago, Monkey was getting mean with me. Mommie had to rescue me from him. She picked me up and fussed at Monkey. She asked him if was taking cocaine or something. Me and Monkey still don't know what that is, but she still thinks he takes it sometimes. Anyway, Mommie called Dr. Smith and told him that she was bringing Monkey to him. She said it was time, Monkey was making incestuous advances to Sister.

Monkey spent the night at Dr. Smith's hospital. I was worried because I heard that Frady never came home from Dr. Smith's and I loved Monkey, I just didn't want him to be so mean to me. Mommie knew I was lonesome for Monkey and she told me not to worry. He was coming home, he went in as Monkey and was coming back as Monk.

When Monkey came home, he ran under the small building and wouldn't come out for a day. I tried to pet him, but he hissed at me. He was really mad about something.

Me and Monkey go to work with Mommie sometimes. She has an office upstairs. Monkey gets in trouble at work because he attacks Mommie's printer when she is working. Sometimes he wants attention and he lays on her computer keyboard.

Mommie packs a suitcase a lot and goes away a lot. Me and Monkey don't like it. Monkey tries to stop her by getting in her suitcase and blocking her from it. He told me once that she was going to ignore him and shut him up in the suitcase and take him somewhere fun.

Monkey is always getting in trouble with Mommie. Mommie says he is the mean kitty and I am the sweet kitty. I will always be her sweet kitty. Mommie loves me and I am a lucky kitty.